Anyone else ever walk out of an interview feeling like they accidentally auditioned for a clown college instead of their dream job?♀️Yeah, me neither (😉)
We’ve all been there. But fear not, fellow job seekers! Here’s my battle-tested, slightly sarcastic guide to conquering the interview beast:
1. Breathe (and Maybe Don’t Mention Your “Spirit Animal”)
It’s okay to be nervous, but avoid rambling about your inner dolphin. Highlight your skills, not your zoological spirit. Unless, of course, the job description specifically asks for a dolphin whisperer 🤷♀️
2. Dress for the Job You Want, Not the Free Food You Crave
Yes, the interview spread looks delicious, but resist the urge to dress like a human napkin. First impressions matter, so ditch the pajamas (even if they’re really comfortable).
3. Research Like a Boss (Not a Stalker)
Stalkerish knowledge is creepy. Learn about the company, their mission, and their values. But avoid weird details about the CEO’s childhood goldfish.
4. Practice Makes Progress (Unless You’re Practicing Telling Your Bad Jokes)
Prepare for common interview questions. But ditch the overly rehearsed answers. Speak naturally and showcase your personality .
5. Ask Thoughtful Questions (Not About the Free Snacks Again)
Show genuine interest in the role and the company. But avoid questions about the free kombucha on tap (unless it’s a really important perk for you).
Bonus Tip: Be Yourself (But Maybe Tone Down the “Most Likely to Start a Dance Party” Energy)
Let your enthusiasm shine, but avoid turning the interview into your personal salsa audition.
Remember, you’re interviewing them too!
So go out there, show your awesomeness, and land that dream job!
What are your funniest interview horror stories? Share them in the comments!
